seid ihr wirsch inne köppe?

hömma da bin ich einen tach nich da, seh ich n komplett verändertes forum, nur diese ellen-kacke, sinnlose-kacke und son geöndse! da waren ja sogar die " ich höre gerade" threads sinnvoller! also ihr spacken geht lutschen bitte; damit n bisschen ordnung hier einzug häl"

m dank

 

Red erstmal deutsch mit uns und dann bitte noch in einem etwas anderen Ton. Und Comments á la "also ihr spacken geht lutschen bitte" gehören ins Heise-Forum aber nicht hierher.

MfG Hottehü

 

Nicht klagen - einfach was Besseres schreiben.
Sonst kommt man auf die Idee, hier turnt ein weiteres Wurst- als Knäckebrot rum.

 

>> wieviel restalkohol hat er wohl im blut? <<
Du willst doch wohl nicht betteln ?
Gruß 2112

 

Auswringen, aber schön vorsichtig, damit nix anderes mitkommt. ;-)
gruß

 

sinnlose-kacke und son geöndse :

Cows and Capitalism

1. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM :
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AMERICAN CAPITALISM :
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public buys your bull.

A CANADIAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION :
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION :
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION :
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION :
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

A BRITISH CORPORATION :
You have two cows.
Both are mad.